Let’s face it. Moving, whether it is for a household or a business, is a stressful event. Why not add a little mirth to your move? Take some of the stress and pack it in one of the boxes marked “Important-Do Not Lose!” It’s nice to know how to tempt fate in your favor.
Serious Business
If we’re going to deflate stress, we may as well face it head on.
99% of all movers give the rest a bad name.
I suppose you could say that about any profession for a giggle. It’s nice to know this doesn’t apply to movers in Seattle.
Moving Day
When the big event arrives, anything can happen.
One guy says to his friend, “I saw a garbage truck here earlier today. You never told me you were moving.”
Some friend! Some friends are better than others. Check these out….
When we agreed to help our buddy move to a new apartment, we thought that the elevator would be working. So after hours of carrying heavy boxes and furniture up 7 flights of stairs, we were exhausted. And when our buddy asked us to search for his favorite cooking utensil, no one moved.
“I’ll give a bottle of Scotch to whoever finds it,” he shouted.
Within minutes, one of the guys found the utensil.
“Good,” said our buddy. “Now, look for the Scotch.”
Do you think he will want to share when he finds it?
Two moving van men, Bill and Jack, were taking things into a house.
Bill said, “Jack, help me move this chest.”
Jack asked, “Why? Did Miss Smith tell you to?”
“No,” replied Bill.
“Then how do you know she wants it moved?” asked Jack.
“Because she’s under it.”
Oops! That’s one moving headache we can do without.
Moving into the Twilight Zone
Sometimes, when things get strange, no matter what you do, the strangeness only gets worse. The best thing you can do is to take a break.
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
Can we make this thing move any faster?
I’m moving to Jupiter next week, so if you have any boxes…
I don’t envy that move. Gravity is much heavier there, so be careful lifting anything!
Customer: Do you have any cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes, we sell them to fishermen as bait.
Customer: I would like 15,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 15,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I’m moving later today and my lease says that I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.
How thoughtful. Don’t you wish all tenants were this conscientious?
Albert Einstein once said, “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.”
So, break’s over. Back to moving.